The Female Rules

1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all time.
18. The female must gossip about everything that’s going on with there friends life’s & the male is expected to pay close attention.
19. It is the right of the female to use sex to get what they want.
20. The male must be able to tell the female exactly what there thinking at any moment.
21. The male is expected to enjoy going through hours of shopping with the female.
22. When the female ends a relationship it must be said in a fashion that makes the male believe that there in the wrong.
23. The male is expected to not mind being compared to the ex of the female.
24. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.