Jokes

Teacher: “Sarah, if you had two dollars and you asked your father for one more,
how many dollars would you have?”

Sarah: “Two dollars.”

Teacher: “Sarah, you don’t know your addition facts very well.”

Sarah: “Sorry Teacher, but you don’t know my father very well!”

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Jack: “My sister and I know every word in the dictionary.”

Jill: “Okay, what does pompous mean?”

Jack: “That’s one of the words my sister knows.”

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Boy to the salesman: “I need a mouse trap and can you please hurry?
I’ve got to catch a bus.”

Salesman: “Here is our largest trap, but I’m sure it won’t catch a bus.